The Neo Testament

Remember ye faithful that Jesus, the son of God, the son of man, rode into Jerusalem on the back of a donkey thus presciently demonstrating his deep Republican affiliation. For too long, the left has hijacked the Holy Bible to promote its pasty-faced version of the life of Christ, well not any more. This version show a truer, more conservative side of scripture and gives us a Messiah who was more hawk than dove.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Matthew 9:27 Healthcare III

And when Jesus departed thence, two blind men followed him, crying, and saying, Thou son of David, have mercy on us.

And when he was come into the house, the blind men came unto him: and Jesus saith unto them, Believe ye that I am able to do this? Think ye that this is some sort of Messiah-Care or something? They said unto him, Yea, Lord, and Jesus did roll his eyes.

Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it unto you.

And their eyes were opened: and Jesus straitly charged them cash, saying, See that no man know it.

But they, when they were departed, spread abroad his fame in all that country. And Jesus was sore displeased, as he was then law-bound to pay tribute on the fees.

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