The Neo Testament

Remember ye faithful that Jesus, the son of God, the son of man, rode into Jerusalem on the back of a donkey thus presciently demonstrating his deep Republican affiliation. For too long, the left has hijacked the Holy Bible to promote its pasty-faced version of the life of Christ, well not any more. This version show a truer, more conservative side of scripture and gives us a Messiah who was more hawk than dove.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Matthew 9:1 Healthcare I

And he entered into a ship, and passed over, and came to his own city.

And behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Jesus seeing their credit rating, said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer, thou hast a house for collateral, thy medical debts be forgiven thee.

And, behold, certain of the claims adjusters said within themselves, This man blasphemeth.

And Jesus, knowing their thoughts said, Wherefore ye think evil in your hearts?

For whether is easier, to say, Thy debts be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise and walk, this bed must be vacated?

But that ye may know that the Son of man hath the power to forgive debt, (then saith he unto the sick of the palsy) Arise, vacate the bed, go into thy repossessed house and packeth thy bags.

And he arose, and departed his house.

But when the multitude saw it, they marvelled, and glorified God, which had given such power unto men.

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