The Neo Testament

Remember ye faithful that Jesus, the son of God, the son of man, rode into Jerusalem on the back of a donkey thus presciently demonstrating his deep Republican affiliation. For too long, the left has hijacked the Holy Bible to promote its pasty-faced version of the life of Christ, well not any more. This version show a truer, more conservative side of scripture and gives us a Messiah who was more hawk than dove.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Matthew 4:8 The Temptation of Christ

Again, the Devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

And saith unto him, All these things I will give to everyone, if you wilt fall down and worship me.

Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, socialist: For it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him (and thyself) only shalt thou serve.

Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.
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