And when he was come into Jerusalem, all the city was moved, saying, Who is this?
And the multitude said, This is Jesus the prophet of Nazareth of Galilee.
And Jesus went to the temple of God, and cut a deal with all them that sold and bought in the temple, and deregulated the money-lenders and offered brand endorsements to those who sold doves.
And said unto them, It is written, my house shall be called the house of free market, and ye have turned it into a going concern that can only benefit society as a whole and trickle down to the poor and needy. Simple Jehovanomics. For it is said that a rich man can justly buy all the camels and needles that he wanteth.
And the chief priests and scribes saw the wonderful pitch he was giving and were sore displeased.
And they said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea, have ye never read, out of the mouths of self-made men thou hast perfect praise.
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