The Neo Testament

Remember ye faithful that Jesus, the son of God, the son of man, rode into Jerusalem on the back of a donkey thus presciently demonstrating his deep Republican affiliation. For too long, the left has hijacked the Holy Bible to promote its pasty-faced version of the life of Christ, well not any more. This version show a truer, more conservative side of scripture and gives us a Messiah who was more hawk than dove.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Matthew 5:38 Eye for an Eye

Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth:

But I say unto you, That ye abide not evil: but whosoever might smite thee on thy right cheek, smite him pre-emptively so that he suffereth shock and feeleth awe.

And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, maketh thee sure that the judge is thine ally.

And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, makest him pay the fare up front.

Suffer not him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee obligeth not thou without collateral.

Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

But I say unto you, watch your neighbours close, monitor them that bless you, be careful of them that do good to you, and report them that pray with you;

That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven; for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the terrorist, all the more reason to be vigilant.

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?

Be ye therefore watchful, even as your Father which is in heaven is watchful.

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